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azizisbored:

I’m going to SXSW. Here are two shows I’m doing. Trying to setup one more show that is free and doesn’t require any wristbands/badges/etc. Check my Twitter (@azizansari) and it’ll be put up there day of.

Tuesday 3/15 @ 7PM - Comedy Night with IFC & Comedy Death Ray

612 Brazos St. (E. 7^th…

monkeyknifefight:

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azizisbored:

First image from “30 Minutes or Less,” new movie starring myself, Jesse Eisenberg, and Danny McBride. In theatres August 11, 2011.  

More info on the movie here.

talking-bird:

Tom: Oh my god, your boobs are dead.

Leslie: Stop it, no they’re not.

Tom: I’m calling it. Time of boob death, 9:18 am. We did everything we could, but they were just too small.

azizisbored:

Dope clothes that only fit tiny framed men such as myself and a weird pregnant man mannequin. This photo weirdly captures the essence of Tokyo.

azizisbored:

Every year, Comedy Death Ray does a really cool Christmas auction benefitting the LA Food Bank. The stuff people donate is really incredible. Everything from a private tour of Pixar to a guest role on Children’s Hospital to Rob Huebel coming to your house and watching TV with you for an hour.