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I’m going to SXSW. Here are two shows I’m doing. Trying to setup one more show that is free and doesn’t require any wristbands/badges/etc. Check my Twitter (@azizansari) and it’ll be put up there day of.
Tuesday 3/15 @ 7PM - Comedy Night with IFC & Comedy Death Ray
612 Brazos St. (E. 7th…
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First image from “30 Minutes or Less,” new movie starring myself, Jesse Eisenberg, and Danny McBride. In theatres August 11, 2011.
Tom: Oh my god, your boobs are dead.
Leslie: Stop it, no they’re not.
Tom: I’m calling it. Time of boob death, 9:18 am. We did everything we could, but they were just too small.
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Dope clothes that only fit tiny framed men such as myself and a weird pregnant man mannequin. This photo weirdly captures the essence of Tokyo.
Aziz is Bored: Comedy Death Ray Christmas Auctions -
Every year, Comedy Death Ray does a really cool Christmas auction benefitting the LA Food Bank. The stuff people donate is really incredible. Everything from a private tour of Pixar to a guest role on Children’s Hospital to Rob Huebel coming to your house and watching TV with you for an hour.