talking-bird:

Tom: Oh my god, your boobs are dead.

Leslie: Stop it, no they’re not.

Tom: I’m calling it. Time of boob death, 9:18 am. We did everything we could, but they were just too small.

glenbishop:

Oh my God, your boobs are dead

(via internetdump)

jenniferstoddart:

Aziz Ansari and Amy Poehler

(via fuckyeahparksandrecreation)

fuckyeahparksandrecreation:

benjyie:

Tom: So, we’ve been called out to this hiking trail because there is some reports that some teenagers are digging bags of dog poop out of the trash and having dog poop fights.
Leslie: I don’t believe it.
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Leslie: Actually, this is a little fun.

1x04 Parks and Recreation - Boys Club

Happy Valentines Day!!!!

fuckyeahparksandrecreation:

pibbplusredvines:

Tom: Not all the guys, he’s never taken me.
Leslie: Fine. All the men.

Parks and Recreation 2x10 - Hunting Trip

fuckyeahparksandrecreation:

pibbplusredvines:

Leslie: Look, I’m really sorry.  I put a new romance in front of an old friendship.
Tom: Okay.
Leslie: I put a beautiful man in front of an adorable man-child.
Tom: You’re ruining it.
Leslie: I put a big white stallion in front of a little brown pony.
Tom: Totally uncalled for.

Parks and Recreation 2x14: Leslie’s House