talking-bird:

Tom: Oh my god, your boobs are dead.

Leslie: Stop it, no they’re not.

Tom: I’m calling it. Time of boob death, 9:18 am. We did everything we could, but they were just too small.

azizisbored:

OH SHIT. Parks and Recreation Season 2 is now available on DVD! It’s only $25.99 on Amazon. Click the picture above to grab it. There’s a bunch of deleted scenes, commentaries, and all that cool DVD shit. 

Also - if you didn’t hear, Season 3 premieres January 20th at 9:30 after The Office. We’ve been shooting new episodes the past few months and they are some of my favorites from the series. I think you’ll enjoy them. 

(via andimwaiting)

thebestcardtrick:

Ron: Tommy boy. Lemme tell you something Tom. You suck at Scrabble.

Tom: I know! You’re destroying me!

Ron: You’re worse than my ex-wife, and she’s terrible at Scrabble. And she’s a bitch.

Parks and Recreation 1x03: The Reporter

Tom Haverford caricature!

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thebestcardtrick:

Parks and Recreation 2x04: The Practice Date

fuckyeahparksandrecreation:

yeahnothanks:

Lucy: “You guys know Tom really well so I don’t have to apologize for his behavior, right?”

thebestcardtrick:

Parks and Recreation 2x03: Beauty Pageant

thebestcardtrick:

Tom: I just want the best monkey bars I can get in my park.

Parks and Recreation 1x02: Canvassing